according to them..

So women complain that men are at the beginning of their problems.......dey claim...d words or phrases...menopause...menstrual cramps....mental anxiety....et al...are all prefixed by the word "men"....well..I'd hav agreed to their claim...buh as it is, I cnt keep my cyber-mouth shut...without sharin ma piece of mind on d issue...
lets take a ride on a pony of imagination to d not to distant past..way back to d first days of man...wen lions and sheep ate togeda...and cheetahs cuddled the calves....and the world lived in oblivion of the concept of "sin"....all was goin well....evrithn was smooth...until the supreme One decided to infuse anoda species into the flow of creation...out of love for d onli one made in his image...and the thoughts that it was fit for him to have one with whom..he cud share d same biological characterstics and attributes......of course the new species added spice to life..for adam had a reason to be happi...he had sm1 else share d bliss of life and living wiv while God attended to the business of the universe management...b4 he himself came to spend time wiv dem in the evng....there was happiness...well as it may seem for nt too long frm the day of her creation..did she allow her silly self to be beguiled by a serpent into eating from the tree of which there had been rigid instructions from the supreme one nt to eat d fruits of this particular tree....well if it had stpped at her alone....maybe this whole saga called life wud hav taken a diff turn..buh instead she beguiled her dumb and love-engulfed hubby into eatin the fruit as well..and as such plunged d world and all its inhabitant into a cauldron of problems..nw livin becomes a penace..heaven where we once had access to..nw becomes a place where we hav to live life...and use shed blood of the onli son of man as our pass into this paradise .. This been my first point, I quite agree that as it turns out today men are at the beginning of evry problem plaguing the feminine species...yet while d veracity of this fact is unquestionable...it remains certain that..d onli reason why problems abound in the world is cos of em [the women].
After givin much tots to the said problems women claim r d top on the problem-list..I also discovered dat d solution is nt far-fetched..while men are at the beginning..they are also at the end....I mean they are also the onli ones wu can provide d solution....how?? u mite ask....well on the path of menopause....I realli cant say that there exists ani man wu's capable of castin ani anti-menopause spell on women.
on the part of mental anxiety or heartbreak as many of u call it...its soo easy..all u hav to do is become a frolicker, mk sure u hav enf men @ ur disposal..d moment one drops ur glass made heart....move on to anoda one..and live ur life in oblivion of d oda...gt as many kareems..akins..jides....james...kayodes... so that the moment one breaks ur heart..u move on to d next person..
on the part of menstrual cramps...well..menstruation is jus a natural biological occurrence..so for dose of u wu hav menstrual cramps or for those of u wu jus dnt like d fact that ur body acts like a facade of d red sea evry month...its so easy...jus turn urself into a sex maniac....mk sure u gt urself pregnant as many times as possible....biologist believes dat pregnant women don't menstruate ...so u at least have nine months to live free of ur flow...all u hav to put up wiv is a buldgin belly...and if ur smart enf..d momment ur belly strts buldgin...go for an abortion...and den repeat d process all over again...u ll find out that before long u wud live in oblivion of menstrual cramps...and soon ur 45 or woteva age ur own menopause strts...den it wud all be ova...
If u cnt put up wiv all these..then shut ur effin mouth...n leave wiv it..accept em as ur share of the curse placed on ur greatest grand mom..[Eve]...u all owe her one...